I'm not sure what QUALITY of prostitute you get if you're only willing to pay in McNuggets . . . but apparently you can find SOMEONE who'll take that deal.
Last week, 58-year-old Donald Jones of Farmington, New Mexico allegedly picked up a prostitute in Albuquerque, New Mexico and made a deal. He'd buy her MCDONALD'S if she'd have sex with him. And she AGREED.
The cops spotted Donald when he picked her up . . . watched them go through the McDonald's drive thru together . . . then head to a park.
The cops busted them at the park. It's not clear exactly how much went down, but the woman quickly pulled her pants up as the cops approached them.
The cops also found illegal prescription drugs in Donald's car. He was arrested for possession of dangerous drugs. No prostitution charges were filed.