An old YouTube video called "Haunted Toaster" is getting a bunch of hits all of a sudden.  (--Because Gawker posted something about it.)  It's from a 1984 "Today" show segment about crazy tabloid stories.

--One of them featured a woman who claimed her toaster was POSSESSED . . . and was writing the phrase "Satan Lives" on all her bread.  But it was obvious that SHE was the one writing it, because the letters were actually CARVED IN.

--The best part is the end though, where she says she won't get rid of it because, quote, "When all is said and done . . . it makes good toast."

(--Don't miss the unexpected FIREBALL at :50.  You can also check out the full, five-minute segment that originally aired on the "Today" show here.)