How many marriages crumble because of HORRIBLE FLATULENCE? Seriously. Bad gas is silent but deadly . . . to marital bliss.
--On Sunday, 46-year-old Michael Manatis of Spartanburg, South Carolina was apparently producing some pretty horrific flatulence. And it infuriated his wife, 41-year-old Shannon Manatis.
--She ended up grabbing a can of vanilla-scented LYSOL . . . and SPRAYED her husband with it.
--But it got in his eyes. And he responded by throwing something at Shannon. He says it was a plastic water bottle . . . she says it was a glass of iced tea.
--Anyway, the cops came to sort it out. Michael explained he had an upset stomach and told them the story. The cops thought the liquid splashed on the wall from Michael's throw looked clear like water, not tea.
--They consulted with a local judge and ended up deciding there wasn't enough probable cause for any arrests.
