Last week, 21-year-old Jesus Mata Junior of La Feria, Texas got his $1,000 tax refund. And he did what any red-blooded American man would do . . . he cashed the check and immediately blew the entire grand at a STRIP CLUB.
--There's only one problem. Jesus is married. So he didn't blow his personal refund at a strip club . . . that refund also belonged to his WIFE.
--So Jesus came up with an excuse. He called the police and told them that he'd been ROBBED at gunpoint by SIX MEN.
--The police searched the area, followed leads, tried to hunt down the robbers . . . and naturally, didn't turn up anything. They talked to Jesus again, noticed some inconsistencies in his story . . . and he admitted everything.
--He was arrested for filing a false report. There's no word on his wife's reaction.
