On Friday, a mixed martial arts fighter named Zac Chavez took on a guy named Dan MAINUS. And it resulted in some of the funniest sports commentary you'll ever hear.
--Each time the announcers who were calling the fight said Mainus's last name, it sounded WAY dirtier than it should have. (--Careful . . . It sounded like they were saying "my anus.")
--Someone posted a great montage of clips from it. A few of the best lines included, quote, "Mainus [is] flat on the canvas" . . . "There is a cut on Mainus" . . . and, quote, "The ringside physician has just popped in there to look at Mainus."
(--In case you're wondering, the fight ended in a split decision and Mainus lost. And no, that's not a joke. Search for "Announcer's Pronunciation of Danny Mainus's Name.")